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Not that I struggle with my identity, in fact I am pretty confident in my skin, extra flabby-dab and all, but in a society where people are most comfortable when they can categorize, box and label people, I am amiss with which bucket I am dropped into. Also, with my 25th birthday steadily approaching, I [...]

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Butt-hurt noun; compounding Overly or unnecessarily affected by unhappiness or dejection; unhappiness or melancholy brought on by a small event This term is a metaphor that compares the pain of hurting your butt to unhappiness felt after a minor setback. In both cases, while painful, both are fleeting and have no long-term effect. As a [...]

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Followers of this blog are probably aware I shy away from the confines of tradition.  So, when my brother, the smartest person I know, sent me the article, “Economists in Love: Betsey Stevenson and Justin Wolfers,” my eyes lit up. I found my relationship gurus for life! The key principles UPenn economists Betsey Stevenson and [...]

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I’m sitting next to the spitting image of the dean from Community, Dean Pelton. Now if only he were wearing hot pants and sailor’s hat, or a burlesque costume; my day would be totally made. Happy Friday!

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Zig-zagging through traffic, I am almost hit by a bike doing the same– a case of double crossing. Also, my first run-in with an albino at Mental Square.

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Girl says she’s “Orientating” herself when I offer help reading the bus schedule. Should I be offended by the allusion she’s, “‘Face toward the East‘-ing herself” or just feel bad for her because she’s, “Palinizing” words? Side note– definite double standard when Prince Harry’s party-hard girlfriend gets sloshed about a gossip-rag for picking a wedgie, [...]

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7:50 am- Watching this woman blink is quite unsettling. With every blink her eyes roll up with her eyelids and she looks like she just caught glance of the biggest man-member she’s ever seen. O_O

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She looks like a total slut.

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So, in light of the huge popularity of the last Blog Challenge, let’s do another! I picked it up from Mamasitha. Lassen sie uns diese Day 1 – Three names you go by. Day 2 - Three facts about yourself. Day 3 - Three things that happened today. Day 4 - Three favorite songs right now. Day 5 [...]

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I know what you’re thinking. You guys are lame! You started a mini-blogging fad and you didn’t end it! One day left and we failed to confess anything. What if we said it was a cliff hanger? That the confession was really just a ploy to keep you reading this blog!? Well, then we’d be [...]

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