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I gave my seat to an elderly woman, and was subsequently offered, generously, the seat beside her by another man. The elderly woman proceeded to accost me about my tattoo. “Why have it!?” she said. When I replied that it served no other purpose than just to please me, she turned her back toward me [...]

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What kind of business professional keeps his things in a trash bag and broken briefcase?

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I’m sitting next to the spitting image of the dean from Community, Dean Pelton. Now if only he were wearing hot pants and sailor’s hat, or a burlesque costume; my day would be totally made. Happy Friday!

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Zig-zagging through traffic, I am almost hit by a bike doing the same– a case of double crossing. Also, my first run-in with an albino at Mental Square.

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Girl says she’s “Orientating” herself when I offer help reading the bus schedule. Should I be offended by the allusion she’s, “‘Face toward the East‘-ing herself” or just feel bad for her because she’s, “Palinizing” words? Side note– definite double standard when Prince Harry’s party-hard girlfriend gets sloshed about a gossip-rag for picking a wedgie, [...]

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Like Christine, I am going to continue my Blogathon. Day 7 – Three Colors You Like The many shades of pink, blue, and green. I wish that’s what my wardrobe consisted of, instead of grey, black and white. Day 11 – Three Favorite Movies I am a total girly girl. I first saw i am [...]

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I took some much needed time off to relax and enjoy what life’s got to offer. Check out some of my favorite pictures from the trip in the gallery below!

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7:50 am- Watching this woman blink is quite unsettling. With every blink her eyes roll up with her eyelids and she looks like she just caught glance of the biggest man-member she’s ever seen. O_O

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Hoh. Mah Gawd. I’ve just revolutionized your life. You can thank me later. P.S. same site that I blogged about here.

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Oh glorious time of year! Not because frigidity is exponentially creeping up on me. Not because the trees are tripping psychedelically into metamorphic colors. Not because the world revolts from conformity and reveals its true nature; unveiling its eccentricity in the form of Star Wars costumes and slut-acious outfits… ok a little bit because of [...]

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